I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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