What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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