And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"

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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.

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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.

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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.

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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.

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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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