What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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