What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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