What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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