What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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