What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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