What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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