What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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