What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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