What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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