Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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