What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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