Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
Canvas not available.



Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
Canvas not available.



Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
Canvas not available.



What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
Canvas not available.



What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
Canvas not available.



Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
Canvas not available.



Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
Canvas not available.



Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
Canvas not available.



What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
Canvas not available.



How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

Canvas not available.







© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026