That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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