What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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