A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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