What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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