How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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