Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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