How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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