What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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