So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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