What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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