How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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