What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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