What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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