What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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