Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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