What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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