What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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