What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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