What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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