Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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