What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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