Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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