What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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