Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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