What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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