What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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