What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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