What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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