How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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