How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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