Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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