How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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