What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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