The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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