What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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