What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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