What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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