What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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