What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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