What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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