I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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