What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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