What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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