Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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