What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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