Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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