What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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