Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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