What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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