Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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