How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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