What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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