Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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