I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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