Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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