What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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