What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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