What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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