What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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