When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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