How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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