What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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