Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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