Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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