What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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