Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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