How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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