What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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