What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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