Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
Canvas not available.



What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
Canvas not available.



What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

Canvas not available.



Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
Canvas not available.



How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
Canvas not available.



I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
Canvas not available.



What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
Canvas not available.



What has a head but no body?

A nail.
Canvas not available.



What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
Canvas not available.



Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
Canvas not available.







© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026