What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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