How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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