What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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