What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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