How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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