Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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