What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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