Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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