How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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