Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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