Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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