What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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