How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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