What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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