Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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