Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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