What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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