What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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