What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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