What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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