Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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