How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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