What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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