What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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