How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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