A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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