I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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