How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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