Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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