What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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