What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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