What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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