How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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