How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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