What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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