Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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