What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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