Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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