Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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