I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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