Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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