Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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