What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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