Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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