What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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