How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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