How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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