What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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