What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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