How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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