Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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