What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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