I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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