What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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