Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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