Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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