How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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