I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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