I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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