I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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