I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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