I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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