I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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