I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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