I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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