I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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