I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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