I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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