I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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