I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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