I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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