I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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