I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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