I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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