I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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