I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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