I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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