I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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