I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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