I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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