I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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