I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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