I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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