I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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