I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.

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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.

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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.

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