I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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