I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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