I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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