I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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