I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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