I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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