I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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