I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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