I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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