I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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