I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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