I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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