I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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