I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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