I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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