I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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