I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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