I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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