I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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