I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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