I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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