I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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