I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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