I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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