I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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