I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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