I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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