I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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