I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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