I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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