I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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