I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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