I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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