I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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