I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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