I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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