I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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