I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.

It's something I could really see myself doing.


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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.


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If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"


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None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.


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They can make little things count.


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The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"


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Egg-cersize.


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None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.


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None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.


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By relocating it to a casino!


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