I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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