I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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