I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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