I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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