I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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