I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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