I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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