I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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