I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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