I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.

It's something I could really see myself doing.


GOOD		CRAP

or

What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva


GOOD		CRAP

or

It needed a root canal.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A tyrannosauraus wreck


GOOD		CRAP

or

A starfish.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Meat and Democrats!


GOOD		CRAP

or

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.


GOOD		CRAP

or

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.


GOOD		CRAP

or

You're Hired.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.


GOOD		CRAP

or