I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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