I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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