I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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