I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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