I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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