I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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