I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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