I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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