I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
Canvas not available.

or


How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
Canvas not available.

or


How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
Canvas not available.

or


What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
Canvas not available.

or


Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
Canvas not available.

or


What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026