I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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