I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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