I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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