I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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