I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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