I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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