I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.

It's something I could really see myself doing.


GOOD		CRAP

or

What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A crookodile


GOOD		CRAP

or

Discrimination.


GOOD		CRAP

or

they never get old!


GOOD		CRAP

or

A dino-sore


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because he was feeling crumby.


GOOD		CRAP

or

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because he was outstanding in his field.


GOOD		CRAP

or