I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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