I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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