I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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