I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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