I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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