A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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