A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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