A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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