A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.


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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers


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A lawn moo-er.


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A pair of Re-Bachs.


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Make America Hate Again.


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Hot, because you can catch cold.


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When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.


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Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.


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Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.


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Fireballs.


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