A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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