A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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