A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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