A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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