A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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