A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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