A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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