A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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