A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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