A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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