A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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