A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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