A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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