A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"


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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.


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None. They have machines to do that now.


GOOD		CRAP

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The sound of Mew-sic


GOOD		CRAP

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But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.


GOOD		CRAP

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Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.


GOOD		CRAP

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A nail.


GOOD		CRAP

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Woody the Wood Pickle.


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Both of them.


GOOD		CRAP

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Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.


GOOD		CRAP

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