A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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