A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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