A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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