A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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