A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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