A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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