A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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