A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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