A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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