A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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