A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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