A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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