A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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