A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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