A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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