A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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