A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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