A seal walks into a club...
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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