A seal walks into a club...
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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