A seal walks into a club...
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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