A seal walks into a club...



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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.

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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.

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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile

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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats

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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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