A seal walks into a club...
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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