A seal walks into a club...
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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