A seal walks into a club...
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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