A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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