A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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