A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."


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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.


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The library, because it has the most stories.


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Twick o tweet


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Because she would have to move into a smaller house.


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When the spider spied her!


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Bison


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. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.


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but it was a little Chewie.


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