Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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