Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.


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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.


GOOD		CRAP

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Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof


GOOD		CRAP

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Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.


GOOD		CRAP

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Mummies!


GOOD		CRAP

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Because it's too far to walk!


GOOD		CRAP

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1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.


GOOD		CRAP

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Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.


GOOD		CRAP

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You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"


GOOD		CRAP

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Because they don't fit on a ironing board


GOOD		CRAP

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