Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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