Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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