Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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