Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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