Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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