And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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