And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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