And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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