And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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