And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic


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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!


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Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out


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A fence.


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A watch dog.


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if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


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Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.


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1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.


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It was the best dam program I've ever seen.


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Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.


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