And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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