And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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