And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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