And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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