And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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