And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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