And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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