And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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