And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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