Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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