Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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