Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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