Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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