Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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