Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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