Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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