Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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