Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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