Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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