Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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