Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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