Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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