Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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