Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.

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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.

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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .

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