. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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He had in his own pews.
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Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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