Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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