Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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