Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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