Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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