Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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