Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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