Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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