Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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