Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"


GOOD		CRAP

or

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."


GOOD		CRAP

or

Address.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Do you want to grab a bite?


GOOD		CRAP

or

"Let's meet at the endpoint."


GOOD		CRAP

or

But that's just nuts


GOOD		CRAP

or

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Bike helmets don't fit hippos


GOOD		CRAP

or