Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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