Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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