Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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