Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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