Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."


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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra


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Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.


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Because he was under cover.


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Greece!


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To hide in a bag of M&M's.


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Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.


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He was looking for Pluto.


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Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.


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Those who read binary and those who don't.


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