Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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