Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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