Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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