Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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