Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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