Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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