Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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