Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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