Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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