Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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