Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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