Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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