Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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