Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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