Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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