Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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