Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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