Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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