Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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