Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.


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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear


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Because the chicken was on vacation.


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I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.


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They get toad.


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None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.


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Nothing, it just waved.


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Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".


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A watch dog.


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If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.


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