Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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