Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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