Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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