Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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