Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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