Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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