Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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