Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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