Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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