Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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