Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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