Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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