Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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