Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
Canvas not available.

or


Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
Canvas not available.

or


Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
Canvas not available.

or


What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

Canvas not available.

or


What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
Canvas not available.

or


What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026