Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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