Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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