Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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