Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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