Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.

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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.

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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!

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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.

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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.

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