Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.


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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.


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To see the moosicals


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Because the chicken was on vacation.


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Barium


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Cut the rope.


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The same as a regular year, but with less calories.


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Make sure one is a match!


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Because there's no one else to wag it for him.


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One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.


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