Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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