Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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