Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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