Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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