Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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