Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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