Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
Canvas not available.

or


What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
Canvas not available.

or


What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
Canvas not available.

or


What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
Canvas not available.

or


What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
Canvas not available.

or


Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025