Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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