Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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