Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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