Dorian Gray Jokes,

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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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