Dorian Gray Jokes,

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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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