Dorian Gray Jokes,

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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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