Dorian Gray Jokes,

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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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