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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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