Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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