"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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