"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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