"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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