"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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