Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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