Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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