Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"


GOOD		CRAP

or

A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Let's get crackin'!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Plane ones.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.


GOOD		CRAP

or

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.


GOOD		CRAP

or

From chasing parked ambulances.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A dead centipede.


GOOD		CRAP

or

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!


GOOD		CRAP

or