Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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