Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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