Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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