Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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