Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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