H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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