H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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