H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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