H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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