H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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