Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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