Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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