Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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