Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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