Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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