Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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