Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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