Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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