Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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