Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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