Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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