Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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