Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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