Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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