Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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