Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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