How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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