How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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