How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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