How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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