How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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