How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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