How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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