How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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