How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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