How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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