How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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