How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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