How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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