How can you get four suits for a dollar?

Buy a deck of cards.


GOOD		CRAP

or

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It's a total rip-off.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A tattoo.


GOOD		CRAP

or

In a hambulance.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Count Quackula!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.


GOOD		CRAP

or

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It needed to be trimmed.


GOOD		CRAP

or