How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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