How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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