How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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