How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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