How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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