How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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