How can you get four suits for a dollar?

Buy a deck of cards.


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or

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."


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or

A hoarse fly!


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or

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .


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or

A swordfish


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or

A buff-a-loan


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or

The cow that jumped over the moon!


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or

A mushroom!


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or

Mummies!


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or

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.


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or