How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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