How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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