How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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