How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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