How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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