How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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