How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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