How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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