How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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