How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.


GOOD		CRAP

or

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Lilly.


GOOD		CRAP

or

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because he never pays his debts.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Half a worm.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because there are too many ears.


GOOD		CRAP

or

custardy battle.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.


GOOD		CRAP

or