How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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