How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
Canvas not available.

or


What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
Canvas not available.

or


Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
Canvas not available.

or


What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
Canvas not available.

or


Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
Canvas not available.

or


What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
Canvas not available.

or


What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
Canvas not available.

or


Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
Canvas not available.

or


What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026