How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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