How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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