How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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