How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.

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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!

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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.

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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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