How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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