How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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