How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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