How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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