How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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