How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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