How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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