How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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