How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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