How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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