How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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