How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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