How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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