How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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