How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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